There was a strange blonde lady outside the house so I went outside to investigate.

PAIGE: Uhhmm.. Who exactly are you, and what on earth are you doing in my front lawn?
STRANGE LADY: My name is Sierra Horrace, I read in the newspaper your house was up for sale so I decided to come check it out.
PAIGE: Well next time could you like, knock on the door and let me know?
SIERRA: Sure. Anyways, lets sit down - I need to talk to you.
STRANGE LADY: My name is Sierra Horrace, I read in the newspaper your house was up for sale so I decided to come check it out.
PAIGE: Well next time could you like, knock on the door and let me know?
SIERRA: Sure. Anyways, lets sit down - I need to talk to you.
PAIGE: So... what do you want to talk to me about?
SIERRA: Well... Basically I didn't just come here to look at the house...
PAIGE: What else did you come for then?
SIERRA: Well... I'm your uncles daughter.
PAIGE: You what?
SIERRA: Well... Basically I didn't just come here to look at the house...
PAIGE: What else did you come for then?
SIERRA: Well... I'm your uncles daughter.
PAIGE: You what?
SIERRA: Yeah, I'm your uncles daughter.
PAIGE: This isn't funny. You can't be my uncles daughter, because Hilary's my Uncles daughter.
SIERRA: Look, he had a second family, he moved on from your aunt to my mother, and then I came along. When I found out he died I came straight to this house, expecting to find my mother here. Turns out it's you here. My mum told me the whole story.
PAIGE: Right... so If you found out it was me living here why did you come still?
PAIGE: This isn't funny. You can't be my uncles daughter, because Hilary's my Uncles daughter.
SIERRA: Look, he had a second family, he moved on from your aunt to my mother, and then I came along. When I found out he died I came straight to this house, expecting to find my mother here. Turns out it's you here. My mum told me the whole story.
PAIGE: Right... so If you found out it was me living here why did you come still?
SIERRA: Well... I was kinda hoping I could live with you guys for a bit...
PAIGE: Errm, Did your mother not tell you what I'm doing?
SIERRA: Yes, I know your doing the baby challenge, but I can help.
PAIGE: Help me with what? You're a woman, I'm a woman.
PAIGE: Help me with what? You're a woman, I'm a woman.
SIERRA: The bodies.
PAIGE: WHAT?! How did you know?
SIERRA: I have my ways. Now look, I will keep your secret if you let me stay here.
PAIGE: Why can't you live with your mum?
SIERRA: Uh, Yeah, she's homeless.
PAIGE: Fine. But only for a while...
PAIGE: WHAT?! How did you know?
SIERRA: I have my ways. Now look, I will keep your secret if you let me stay here.
PAIGE: Why can't you live with your mum?
SIERRA: Uh, Yeah, she's homeless.
PAIGE: Fine. But only for a while...
SIERRA: Thanks babes
And with that she strutted through the doors and into MY house. She definitely takes after my uncle.
SIERRA: Awh, your so cute aren't you!
SATURN: Hehe!
PAIGE: That is NOT your kid. Give her to me now!
SIERRA: Oh Paige, your forgetting your agreement.
SATURN: Mummy what does agreement mean?
PAIGE: It's ok, Saturn. It doesn't matter.
SATURN: Mummy what does agreement mean?
PAIGE: It's ok, Saturn. It doesn't matter.
PAIGE: Look, I'm sorry.
SIERRA: Apology accepted.
PAIGE: Oh yeah, and we're moving tomorrow.
SIERRA: Where to?
PAIGE: 3203 Bennett Highway
PAIGE: 3203 Bennett Highway
SIERRA: Isn't that the tall tower of flats?
PAIGE: Yep.
SIERRA: COOL. I've always wanted to live in flats!
PAIGE: Ergh, I can't get rid of you, can I?
SIERRA: Nope.
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