Day 20 - 25: Too Good to be True

 I found out something today.. I'm pregnant!

 I invited Elvira round and she told me I'd be having a baby girl!

 Here she is, Saturn Bouss.

 That's it! Right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot!

 Say mommy! 'eeyey!' Awh:)

 This is where you go to the toilet, not in your diaper! 

-enough kid stuff for one day, I'm going to the bar-

 I had a drink, I don't know what it had in it, but it sure was nice!

 WOO! YEAH MOTHER ******, I'M DANCIN' ON THIS TABLE, I OWNED IT! IT'S MINE!

 When I got home, I came back to 2 things.

 Mercury, my first child, she's graduated:)

And an empty house. We'd been robbed.

50,000$ isn't enough to buy back all the furniture. Guess we're moving houses again...