Sunday, 31 July 2011

Day 18: I am the Boss!

 I went and met my friend Katrina, quite early this morning.
 I was at her block of flats, so I thought I'd look for baby number 6's father. I rang this door bell.
 Turns out it was an overweight OAP so I thought I'd go to the gym to find someone.
 There was no one there, so I called up one of my acquaintances  - Buster Round.
 I got to know him, and he got to know me.
 It didn't take long.
 Soon we was making out with eachother.
 BUSTER: Paige, you want me to be a baby father, don't you?
PAIGE: Of course I do, but I do NOT want you to start off, I will.
PAIGE: This is how it's done.

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Day 17: My Daughter

 Jupiter aged up in to a beautiful toddler. Awh.
 Then I cooked us some hot dogs, Yum!
 I smelt of sausage (somehow) so I took a bath, and broke it in the process. Luckily Mercury is good at fixing things, so she was able to fix it in no time.
 While she was fixing the bath, I taught Jupiter how to walk
 & talk
 I got a call from the Restruant in town, and they asked me if I wanted to enter one of my fab dishes into their contests. Being me, and loving contests, of course I accepted, and made Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwiches. They're not my speciality but Mercury loves them.
 I went down to the restuarant and gave them my peanut butter jelly sandwiches. The judges loved them, and I was almost certain I had won. Unfortunately I came 3rd, which I suppose isn't bad...
 This is Mercury. What a star. Don't think I could cope without her, she helps with everything with out being asked - she helps make meals, she fixes things, she helps me look after Jupiter, I just love her to bits and will be sad to see her go... Only a few more years and she'll be gone, and I'll probably only see her once a month. Better make the most of the time we have left.
Suppose I can't manage without a maid. Had to re-hire her, because it was too much to manage. She was thrilled, and told me she'd be round at about 10am tomorrow.

Friday, 29 July 2011

Day 16: Biggest baby yet - Jupiter!

 The baby's coming!
 And he's here, Jupiter Bouss! 
 Then I carried on with the book :)
 I made waffles but then I burnt them
 So I just got some cereal

 Enough for one day I thought, so I went to sleep

Day 15: Bye Heimrich!

Forgot to take pictures so basically what happened today is=

I found out I'm pregnant
I invited Heimrich over to tell him.
I told him and he got annoyed because he doesn't like kids.
I broke up with him and locked him in the bathroom, and he was already hungry, and so he died by 11pm.

And that was the end of Heimrich.

Day 14: Heimrich.

 I started a new Sci-Fi book called 'E.T.' 
A lot of work needs to be done still, but I gotta say its good :)
 At 3pm I went back to The Prosper Room, and ordered an energy drink, it kept me wide awake :)
 Then I ordered a Cheese Plate, cause I was hungry (Again)
 I went to find Heimrich. Found him. We held hands. 
 And we hugged.
 I think he likes massages because then..
 He let me kiss him!
Then I bought him to the elevator. I think this picture says it all ;-)

Day 13: Not my usual place

 I ate some waffles to start my day.
 Then I carried on painting so that I would get a promotion, it had been a long time, and my painting wasn't great, but we needed the money - badly.
 I finished it and sold it for $30
My LTW is to become a Illustrious Author, so I got typing. I'm currently writing a fiction book called 'Kids are a good time' 
 I needeed to have so fun so I went to 'The Prosper Room' I ordered a drink, it put me in a romantic mood :)
 Then I ordered some food, cause I was getting hungry.
 While in a romantic mood, I introduced myself to a bouncer called Heimrich Shimmy.
 Then I got yet another drink, it made me feel crazy ;-).

(Things really got off with that bouncer, we almost kissed!)
 Mikhail was back home, he was dying.
 Now he is finally dead!
I went to the library, yes, me, Paige Bouss went to the library. So it was partly because I had a feeling that Mikhail's time was up, and partly because I needed to work on my book with peace and quiet.

Day 12: Men are not the smartest

 I invited Mikhail over, to get him out of the way forever.
 I acted normal, and kissed him.
 Then I told him to meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes, so he went  up, little did he know that he wouldn't  be coming back.
6 hours later and he's still in the bathroom, he can't get out - the door is locked.
Goodbye Mikhail :)

Thursday, 28 July 2011

Day 11: Boarding Schools

 Mars went off to Smuggsworth Prep School.
 Venus went to Fort Starch Military School.

And Mars went to School of Peace and Love.

Mercury aged up later on, so I told her she didn't have to go to Boarding School.
Mercury then gained a Martial Arts skill.
Since she didn't have to go to boarding school, I taught her to drive.
Yeah, she crashed the car.
Mercury went to a night club with her friend Peyton, I told her she could, but she didn't come back til 1am, and even then she was bought back by the police.
Mercury in the police car :|
I told her off for coming home late, and I grounded her.