I went and met my friend Katrina, quite early this morning.
I was at her block of flats, so I thought I'd look for baby number 6's father. I rang this door bell.
Turns out it was an overweight OAP so I thought I'd go to the gym to find someone.
There was no one there, so I called up one of my acquaintances - Buster Round.
I got to know him, and he got to know me.
It didn't take long.
Soon we was making out with eachother.
BUSTER: Paige, you want me to be a baby father, don't you?
PAIGE: Of course I do, but I do NOT want you to start off, I will.PAIGE: This is how it's done.